Quotes
~Haha ___ (oui,non)--Eva
~RHINO!!! --Sports Team
~life lesson #655, dancing is for sluts -- from the mtv movie
awards
~peeka boob...-- haha rite jessy,angi,and everyone else who
knows about vikkis mishap
~fuck the tomato--brit n me
~Isn't "bribe" just another word for love?--family guy
~SKIEE!! -- Jordan/trip to victoria
~"when i was a brownie" ... "chantel you werent
a brownie you were a cupcake!"--At kims party
~ DONT TOUCH ME!!--brit n me in coalhurst
~im a fish...im wet and dont even know it -- king of the hill
~Chris: Hey birthday
dude you want some Ice Cream?
Stewie: Yes. But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you
~The Price is Wrong Bob...--adam sandler
~coaldale ho.. and the lethbridge ho
~You soaked his underwear in meat! funny , but wrong!
-- Cheaper by the dozen
~French Teacher: In
frenh, if you want to say 'yes', you say, `oui-oui'
Peter: Oh my god, are you serious? How do you say no? Doo-doo?
I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked 'Yes'-Peter Griffin
~When a frog hops does it hit its ass? --Waynes world
~Bogie's party is just a lame excuse
for all the idiots at our school to drink beer and rub up against each other in the hopes of distracting themselves from the
pathetic emptiness of their meaningless, consumer-driven lives --ten things i hate about you
~No, Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids.
Damn long ears, trying to steal Easter from Jesus.--Peter Griffin
~if i wore clothes like that, i'd have to kick my
own ass!-happy gilmore
~Q.What saves you from UV rays? Parkers A. JESUS!
-- Science Class
~This is my rifle,this is my gun,this is for fighting,this
is for fun!--Full metal jacket
~i dont no what ive been told the arctic is might cold.. got
my parka and my toque...then the drop the f*ckin nuc..--survival 2004
~And you know what I got for Christmas? A pack of cigarettes.
My dad grabbed me and said, " Smoke 'em up Tony, they're grrrreat!".....bastard.--family guy
~ i was on the hill...sun tannin yo..--from the park
~You better watch who you're calling a child
Lois. Because if I'm a child, do you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and
be lectured by a pervert--family guy
~tit stick..-- amber/eva
~ Hey,
how about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up.
~omg pull a kristin on the pool table-- kendras party
~damnit..*haha* i fell off the seat --on the bus in quebec
~Quagmire: Hey there
Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like
where this is goin' -- Family guy
~whats that picture of...oh thats a dollar(pat)..what are
you paying me?(me)--patrick and myself first day in quebec
~ i say ceruthers, you know what is very very funny? ... what...
a man dressed in womens clothing...ah yes quite ripping good laugh..-- family guy
~spandex only streaches so far...just ask jacinda. OH BURN
-- alex and me
~random abstract -- mr.templin n eva n me (quebec)
~next time i see u i'll buy u a drink -- alex n laura n me
calaway park
~mmm...fresh babies --jessy
~mmmm...microwave..--me science(funny)
~theres a new dentist working at the office, boy wouldnt i
like him to work on my teeth ... if you know what i mean.. haha.-- me to my mom this morning
~OH MY BUDAH!!!-- Quebec
~My brothers friend will buy you a orange slushy-- Quebec
~Maybe...maybe not..--Quebec
~hey its just a fat boy..hey fatty want some candy--family
guy
~im thinking of a word and its not kitty...is it kitty...GET
OUT OF MY MIND!!-- family guy
~YES i found family guy on the TV..DAMNIT...its in french.--quebec
~life lesson # 923: booze and sex
is the key to lifes happiness...--Alex and me
~Word to ur fetus --m.o.d
~To all they guys:
I will not give you head...dont ask
I will not have sex with you...dont ask
I
will not make porn with you...dont ask
I will not meet up with you so you can take me to some
secluded area and hump
me untill semen comes out of my nose....dont ask
If you ask me to do any of these things, i will have to castrate you.
~playin badmiton stoned..--brit n me
~BITE ME -- Mikael Tilus
~look at him bleed - josh (jerk)
~common mr.fire man, common and bite me!- nikki and myself
~saucy - natahsa
~look at him coo (damn peigons)- me and nikki
~romeo and julius - eva and me
~Sheck Up
~Go shake your ears
~Beagle Wench
~ASS
~Shakespearian Gay Love Triangle
~Im rattled
~agreed
~i blame the juice
~vicious dog
~stoner dogs
~Freak "will you marry me" guy in quebec
~shot put
~snip snip oh god
~"my dad will take the pic"*me
"daddy will you take the
pic!?"*jon!!
-mess dinner
